We can’t remember the plot or any of the dialogue, but we totally recall Carole Mackereth and her memorable melons on Total Recall 2070. Her galactic gazongas easily sold the pilot for the Showtime sci-fi series, but this Canadian cutie has yet to break through big in America. She’s certainly got the talent, though. Carole even managed to make her full-grown funbags look adolescent when she appeared as a cheerleader with Molly Shannon in the Saturday Night Live spin-off film Superstar (1999). And we’re always masturbating fast while Carole leaves a good-looking corpse in Happy Face Murders (1999)–hey, it’s just make-up! Carole’s been keeping a low profile lately, but we’re hoping to see more of those Great Whites she’s got sitting up North.