Dyana Ortelli is a righteous Hispanic. She was frustrated by the lack of positive roles for a woman of her race and turned to stand-up comedy in Hollywood. Mr. Skin tends to agree with the small-breasted star of such boob-tube series as Cagney & Lacey and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Her role in the film Luminarias (2000) is an insult. Her bra is made of mini-sombreros. Lose the hat and gain some dignity!