The real royalty from Monaco is Eva Czemerys. Doubt Mr. Skin? Well, see what your family jewels say after seeing her in Women in Cell Block 7 (1973), where her lesbianism should be a crime. It’s killed off a lot of sperm at Skin Central. Eva was already a sex vet by this perv-formance, having made her debut in Wife by Night (1971) and gone on to appear in such softcore classics as The Eroticist (1972), Sex After Six (1972), and Loves of a Nymphomaniac (1973). Other highlights include La Gatta in calore (1972), L’Arma, l’ora, il movente (1973), and Le Feu sous la peau (1985), her last reveal. The German-Russian, born in Monaco and living in Italy since a toddler, has left us all a lot to be thankful for (and a mess to clean up in our pants).