If you’re wondering why the sight of Toronto native Laura Jordan makes it feel like a loaf of French bread has suddenly appeared in your pants, it may be because this skinternational seductress spent three years in Paris learning to speak like Pepe Le Pew. Laura’s first onscreen appearance was in a 2001 episode of the Canadian teen drama Degrassi: The Next Generation. Since then she has had roles in movies like Final Draft (2003), The Night of the White Pants (2006), and the fright flick Thr3e (2006) with Bill Moseley and Priscilla Barnes. In 2005 Laura played hippie chick Sadie in the counterculture drama Berkeley, showing off her boobs and butt like a Hell’s Angels’ groupie in the grass at Altamont. Is that brown acid?