Lidia Porto is proof that big things come in big packages. Surely, we’d love to come in her. But for now all we have is our hands, so they’ll have to do. We caught this raunchy rotund babe when she started popping up on the boob tube on series such as Walker, Texas Ranger and miniseries such as Streets of Laredo. But it was in comedy that she, like many a corpulent cutie before her, excels. Whether it was playing a Female Reporter in Idiocracy or Maria in Scary Movie 5 (2013), where she barely fits into her bathing suit, we have to laugh in our pants.