You’re supposed to stand when the president steps into the room. Well, Spanish fly girl Mercedes Sampietro was the president of the Spanish Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences from 2003 to 2006. Not standing? You will be after you see Madam President in Gary Cooper, que estas en los cielos (1980), her nude debut. She flashes some pubes with her boobs. Standing yet? How about after seeing Mercedes’s hubcaps in El Pajaro de la felicidad (1993)? Fully erect? Oh, yeah!