Blonde and buxom Mia Austen was first seen if not obscene in the short drama from England called 12:30 (2008). That lead to another short, Driven (2008), a thriller about a writer who retreats into isolation in order to complete his masterpiece, but we still weren’t able to masturbation to Mia’s pieces. Another short followed, People Involved (2010), a drama that may have involved people but no peep holes for us to see Mia’s charms. Things were not looking up when her next credit was a short, but this time a straight-to-video comedy called The Pork Crunch Theatre Trailer (2011). Would we ever get to see Mia’s porkers? Yes. Summer in February (2013), a true story about love and scandal among the Edwardian artists’ colony in Cornwall, features our girl fully nude coming out of the ocean, and then posing for one of the aforementioned artists. Ah, Mia, you make us wait, and the waiting is the hardest part.